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50c between them

Paddy and Murphy need a good drink but only have 50c between them. Paddy has an idea he takes the cash to the butchers and buys a sausage. They enter the first bar and order 2 pints of Guiness and down them in one. When the barman asks for payment, Paddy puts the sausage into his fly and Murphy sucks it!!! The barman goes mental and kicks them both out!!!

By the tenth pub the pair are drunk and Murphy says "I cant do this anymore my knees have gone" Paddy replies "YOUR KNEES!!! I lost the fucking sausage in the second pub!!!!!"

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